Maid: Mum, I want a raise!

Mum: Why do you think you deserve a raise?

Maid: Three reasons. First, I cook better than you.

Mum: Who told you that?

Maid: Your husband did.

Mum: What is the second reason?

Maid: I iron better than you.

Mum: Who told you that?

Maid: Your husband said that.

Mum: What is the third reason?

Maid: I am better on bed than you.

Mum: Who told you that? Let me guess, my husband?

Maid: No. The gardener said that.

Mum: How much you want the raise?