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TSseiferalmercy
post Apr 6 2021, 10:35 PM, updated 4 months ago

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ayam lost the will to read through all after issue 200 something.

And I cant deacribe what they are about, I really cant
pokchik
post Apr 6 2021, 10:36 PM

I'm getting too old for this shit
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Zanei Gundan
post Apr 6 2021, 10:37 PM

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Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad. However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up. Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here. Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

This post has been edited by Zanei Gundan: Apr 6 2021, 10:38 PM
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:37 PM

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One is about running faster with your hand at the back and the other is bankai and hollow
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:37 PM

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Naruto is good Bleach is ass.
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:38 PM

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Senpai this is our fight!
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:39 PM

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Naruto: Sasuke
Bleach: Bankai
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:40 PM

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Bleach is shit

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post Apr 6 2021, 10:41 PM

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Naruto = ramen
Bleach = ramen
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:41 PM

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kekkaishi end too soon

wonder what the problem,the real plot just about to start
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:42 PM

I'm getting too old for this shit
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Both have yellow-haired protagonist and his black-haired + smarter frenemy.
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:44 PM

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naruto big boob

bleach big boob
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:47 PM

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QUOTE(FLYING PANTIES @ Apr 6 2021, 10:44 PM)
naruto big boob

bleach big boob
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:47 PM

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one word?

cringey
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:48 PM

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One Piece’s fillers
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:49 PM

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QUOTE(DingDing2233 @ Apr 6 2021, 10:40 PM)
Bleach is shit
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Not as bad as Naruto

Both series suffers the same problem: milking it wayyyyy too much. At least Bleach ended it earlier, before it got to total pos level like Naruto
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:51 PM

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Naruto needs three words, talk no jutsu.
Bleach even better, one word, Loop.
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:54 PM

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dua-dua machem plastik...banyak filler
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:59 PM

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QUOTE(seiferalmercy @ Apr 6 2021, 10:35 PM)
ayam lost the will to read through all after issue 200 something.

And I cant deacribe what they are about, I really cant
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Naruto is a type of japanese fish cake.

Bleach makes every thing white, commonly also known as Clorox.
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post Apr 6 2021, 10:59 PM

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Naruto: shiok.
Bleach: bitch.

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