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TSNamelessone1973
post Mar 16 2021, 09:30 AM, updated 4y ago

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A lady and her 7-year-old son are eating in a restaurant.

In a moment of playfulness, the boy swallows a coin and chokes. The mother tries slapping his back, rubbing his neck, shaking him hard and everything she could think of, without success.

The boy begins to turn blue. The desperate mother starts screaming for help.

A man gets up from a nearby table, and with astonishing tranquillity, without saying a word, lowers the boy's pants and squeezes his testicles.

The boy yells and spits out the coin. The gentleman with the same tranquillity returns to his table without a word.

Soon, the mother calms down and approaches the gentleman to thank him for saving her son's life.

She asks, "Sir, are you a doctor?"

"No, madam," comes the reply. "I'm an officer from Lembaga Hasil Dalam Negeri."

"We are trained to squeeze everyone's balls to make them cough up the last sen."

Remember to file your tax returns before 30th April 2021.

This post has been edited by Namelessone1973: Mar 16 2021, 09:30 AM
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post Mar 16 2021, 09:40 AM

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