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post Feb 23 2021, 02:58 PM, updated 4y ago

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane.

10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette.

They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die.

No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off."

The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping.

Problem solved.
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post Feb 23 2021, 03:00 PM

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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post Feb 23 2021, 03:11 PM

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A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."

The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!"

Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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post Feb 23 2021, 03:13 PM

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A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, "Come Again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
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post Feb 23 2021, 04:04 PM

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I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

 

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