dear Mr Lee and Mr Chan

i am one your biggest fan in the entire solar system. I love you guys coz you guys kick ass and starred in  2 of my fav movies of all time which is Fist of Fury and Project A. what i don't get is why do you guys keep starring in craptastic hollywood movies which makes you chaps look like B list stars. i know you are not big in America so why kept making film for their retarded market. we want to see you guys get it on in a proper kung fu movie. in chinese preferably coz your acting in english dialogue is just menyakitkan hati. special mention goes to Mr Chan who continues to warble his dialogue in every bloody english movie he is in.

please for the sake of you real fans in Asia. make a proper kick ass kung fu movie before both of you are too old to even do a no shadow kick from Fushan

your truly

A dissapointed Fan