Bersatu is like the annoying kid in school nobody likes, but has a rich dad who sponsors Hari Sukan so the other kids need to just be nice to them.
UMNO is like the former PIBG president who can't let go and reminds everyone every ten minutes about how the school canteen had more choices when they were running it and hates the annoying kid's dad but is taking it out on the kid.
PAS is like the newly transferred East Coast teacher who is trying to be nice to everyone but hates the POL Mandarin teacher whom he once dated, but she refused to marry, so now he just spends his time badmouthing her to everyone else.
DAP is POL Mandarin teacher who eats tapau lunch alone, and everyone speculates its non halal, but actually its just a red bean pau.
Kesian the MCA contractor who wants to replace the canteen and the MIC person who is being replaced as janitor.
PKR is the kid who no matter how many tution centers he was sent by his folks, including private tutors, he still can't get his numbers right.
And Singapore is like the international school next door!
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