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 Pope says Cov19 vaccine required to enter heaven

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post Dec 3 2020, 12:07 PM, updated 6y ago

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post Dec 3 2020, 12:14 PM

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pas bila nak announce macam mana boleh pergi bulan ?
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post Dec 3 2020, 12:17 PM

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pas mau tgk report dulu.. tgk halal ke x halal
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post Dec 3 2020, 12:19 PM

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Also the pope
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post Dec 3 2020, 12:20 PM

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Hehe nice bait
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post Dec 3 2020, 12:21 PM

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QUOTE(lonely66 @ Dec 3 2020, 12:14 PM)
pas bila nak announce macam mana boleh pergi bulan ?
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QUOTE(lalakiki @ Dec 3 2020, 12:17 PM)
pas mau tgk report dulu.. tgk halal ke x halal
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WTF you people. Butthurt with pope stupidity but off topic blame to Pas? Everything salah Pas. So this morning you can not poop also Pas fault?

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post Dec 3 2020, 12:21 PM

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post Dec 3 2020, 12:21 PM

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deep state, Illuminati is real. The vaccine sounds fishy. For the first time need pope to make a statement.
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post Dec 3 2020, 12:23 PM

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post Dec 3 2020, 12:25 PM

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post Dec 3 2020, 12:28 PM

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QUOTE(canuponly @ Dec 3 2020, 12:21 PM)
WTF you people. Butthurt with pope stupidity but off topic blame to Pas? Everything salah Pas.  So this morning you can not poop also Pas fault?
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u baru keluar gua ? politic is u fitnah me i fitnah u ....

same like umno bersatu n pas sikit sikit salah dap salah lge ... biasalah wei ... rclxs0.gif
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post Dec 3 2020, 12:29 PM

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Jesus didn't have discussion with Allah?
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post Dec 3 2020, 12:32 PM

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same level as pas.. kek
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post Dec 3 2020, 12:32 PM

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post Dec 3 2020, 12:39 PM

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VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis said today that God has informed him of a new requirement to enter Heaven: everyone must now receive the COVID-19 vaccine before entering the pearly gates.

"This is very important for the salvation of all people on Earth," Pope Francis explained. "We know that God lets everybody into Heaven because He loves us all and He doesn’t really care what kind of mischief we get ourselves into in this life, but we must be wary of the greatest earthly sin of all: not getting the COVID-19 vaccine. God has informed me that He will not let you into Heaven unless you have received BOTH DOSES of this very safe vaccine."

The Pope’s announcement comes as leaders worldwide push for citizens to receive the vaccine. Scientists have claimed the vaccine is in no way harmful to anyone, and it cannot possibly turn you into a zombie or anything weird like that.

Pope Francis also stated that receiving both doses of the trustworthy vaccine will “immediately release your deceased relatives from purgatory" and "could even cut your time there in half.” To drive his point home, he has commanded the Catholic church to deny communion to any unvaccinated members.

At publishing time Pope Francis had received an initial dose of the vaccine and had to be strapped down in a bed for an exorcism before the second dose.


https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-sa...o-enter-heaven/

The Babylon Bee is a conservative Christian news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. With intentional irony, the site describes itself as "the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims.
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QUOTE(canuponly @ Dec 3 2020, 12:21 PM)
WTF you people. Butthurt with pope stupidity but off topic blame to Pas? Everything salah Pas.  So this morning you can not poop also Pas fault?
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QUOTE(canuponly @ Dec 3 2020, 12:21 PM)
WTF you people. Butthurt with pope stupidity but off topic blame to Pas? Everything salah Pas.  So this morning you can not poop also Pas fault?
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kek butthurt. post satire news=ok. make fun of pas= NOT OK!
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QUOTE(kurangak @ Dec 3 2020, 12:39 PM)
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-sa...o-enter-heaven/

The Babylon Bee is a conservative Christian news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. With intentional irony, the site describes itself as "the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims.
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Fake news ver parody
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post Dec 3 2020, 12:43 PM

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sudah jadi bodo macam pas ke?

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