Ok my turn, here's my history of lucky draw / winning lottery

2003 - Company lucky draw for CNY. Only got 4 staff cos small company... got 4 lucky draw prizes. ONE ALSO DIDN'T KENA MOTHERFUCK.

2011 or 2012 - Won a gaming ASUS motherboard in a lucky draw contest. Prize couriered from Taiwan, reach my apartment, padding very thin, true enough 1/3rd of capacitors bent and broke. I emailed ASUS, summary is 'sorry, not our fault'.

2014 - Won movie ticket x 2 from GSC, needed to collect ticket within 5 days, wanted to collect on Friday (same day as movie), but 1 day earlier high fever enter hospital for Dengue cos temperature 39'C.

2015 - Won 18K from Magnum 4D, 1 week later, BURNT EXACTLY 18K from REPAIR CHIBAI CONTI CAR - EXACT amount quoted by workshop.

Damn suay.. maybe need to take bath with flower sometime soon.