SIZE MATTERS How penis size determines your salary – and, guys, it’s good news for your bank balance if your willy is micro

IT’S the age-old question ‘does size really matter?’ Well, it turns out the answer may be yes.

It has been found that being well hung doesn’t necessarily mean well-off as some of the highest earners have the smallest penises, according to a new survey.

The cheeky study analysed how penis size determines salary, and it was good news for bank balances if men had a micro penis.

The OnBuy.com survey commissioned 997 men to answer questions about work, salary, and penis size, to see if there is a correlation between size and salary.

They found that those with a penis of three inches in length, earned an average of £58,000 per year.

However, at the other end of the scale, those with a penis that measured seven and eight inches earned an average of £38,000 and £27,000 per year.


The survey found that people in the arts have the highest proportion of eight-inch penises


People with smaller penises had the most promotions at work

When it came to promotions at work, those with an average penis size of four inches had the highest number of promotions in the last five years (2.9 on average).

Manual labour workers had the highest proportion of six and seven-inch penises (59 per cent and 16 per cent respectively).

And those in the arts were also well hung.

They had the highest proportion of eight-inch penises (five per cent) and the second highest proportion of six and seven-inch penises.


The study found that your salary decreases with penis lengthCredit: OnBuy
They found that those with a penis of three inches in length, earned an average of £58,000 per year

While they may bring home big pay slips, those in the medical industry are most likely to have an average size penis.

And those in banking and finance also came up short.


They had the highest proportions of three-inch penises (seven per cent), followed by lawyers (four per cent).

/ktards 20K and 2"

Then all BBC should have been CEO of every company

No wonder I am so poor

i call this bullshit.

ayem 2" but still b40.

Option 1 : Lie about my income
Failing which, Option 2 : Lie about my penis size

So most rich people their size are about 3 inches
I'm not rich

try ask teddy zhut zhut.
can become 12""

I jagung++ , Humble D~

This post has been edited by Clement1001: Nov 20 2020, 04:55 PM

No wonder women are earning more than men these days.

I cannot ukur 7inch 8inch
Soo long? Near 20cm oh

Eh i mean i cannot understand those 7inch 8inch
Longer that normal small ruler?

This post has been edited by PJng: Nov 20 2020, 04:59 PM

well if you think about it, too much testosterone (therefore BIG) will result in more extreme and erratic behaviors, which is not good for proper life which requires moderation and critical thinking.

del

This post has been edited by arif85124: Nov 20 2020, 05:05 PM

Sounds about right, thats why ktard all high salary 20k/m but dick 2in.

the longer the D, the lower the celeri

so africa long D = poor

Next time need take off your pant; boss will measure be4 giving increment

No wonder all in /k/ kote kecik

tak betul pun. TS tipu

tetek apa saiz apa industri %

This is same as feng shui

All bullshit

I laff

so it maxed out at 6 inch? 7 and more the advantages goes back down?
damn, im at 5 half. probably going to aim for 6 then

Wtf

ohh no wonder lah so many rich kaum .... in Malaysia aii lmao

So, their brain is really down there which makes it bigger?

I will go cry in the corner then.

Lies. I got 2" but salary like manyzer.

i thought you well above 7k/month pay range?

later say this survey only applicable at the USA, African rod above average but majority B40

Banglas...

Owai

Saiz Susu amacam pula?