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TSMalaysian Psycho
post Oct 26 2020, 07:04 PM, updated 4y ago

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"That'll be five dollars", says the bartender, and the guy throws 20 quarters onto the floor.

Reluctantly, the bartender picks up the coins and serves the beer.

The next day, the guy comes into the bar, asks for a beer, throws 20 quarters onto the floor, etc.

The next day, again.

On the fourth day, he asks for a beer, and hands the bartender a 10$ bill. The bartender takes advantage of his chance for revenge, throws 20 quarters onto the floor and yells "here's your change asshole!"

The guy looks down at the coins and says: "I'll have another beer, please."
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post Oct 26 2020, 07:11 PM

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QUOTE(Malaysian Psycho @ Oct 26 2020, 07:04 PM)
"That'll be five dollars", says the bartender, and the guy throws 20 quarters onto the floor.

Reluctantly, the bartender picks up the coins and serves the beer.

The next day, the guy comes into the bar, asks for a beer, throws 20 quarters onto the floor, etc.

The next day, again.

On the fourth day, he asks for a beer, and hands the bartender a 10$ bill. The bartender takes advantage of his chance for revenge, throws 20 quarters onto the floor and yells "here's your change asshole!"

The guy looks down at the coins and says: "I'll have another beer, please."
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That bartender didn't see it coming rclxms.gif
importstuffs
post Oct 26 2020, 11:06 PM

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https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/videos/...ow/71064227.cms

duno how to link.

This one same story, roughly.
TSMalaysian Psycho
post Oct 27 2020, 08:38 AM

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QUOTE(importstuffs @ Oct 26 2020, 07:06 AM)
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/videos/...ow/71064227.cms

duno how to link.

This one same story, roughly.
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post Apr 26 2022, 12:24 PM

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Didnt see that one coming..haha
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post Apr 26 2022, 12:26 PM

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india jokes?
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post Apr 26 2022, 12:27 PM

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