...and they're standing in line before Peter and the pearly gates.

Peter says "ayy fellas, I'm a little full today. I'll tell you what. Whichever one of you has the best death story gets in today."

So Pete pulls the first guy over and asks how he dies.

The first guy says "I work 80 hour weeks for this construction company so I can afford this sweet high rise apartment on the 80th floor for my wife and I. One day I decided to take off work early and surprise her with flowers and chocolate. Well, when I opened the door I saw a guy's shirt on the floor and my wife was in the shower. I was pissed man, I was looking all over the place for this guy. Finally, after tearing my house apart I was leaning over the sink. It's got one of those windows that you can look down from, and all of a sudden, I see this fuckin' guy, hanging from the window sill! I pound on his fingers and he falls. But get this, he lands on this awning on like the 40th floor. So I started throwing shit out the window, and I finally pushed the fridge out the window and crushed him. Right then, I had a heart attack and died.

Peter says "wow, that's fucking crazy dude. Let's hear the next one." As he grabs the second guy.

The second says "so I'm a window washer for this sweet high rise apartment. I was up washing the windows on the 97th floor when my harness broke, and I fell. I thought I was a dead man, but by the grace of God I grabbed this window sill when that crazy son of a bitch over there made me fall! I thought for sure I was a goner this time, but I landed on this awning on like the 40th floor. All of a sudden, this fridge came out of nowhere and crushed me to death."

Peter says "this is starting to get really interesting" and grabs the third guy.

The third guy says "ok so picture this... I'm naked.. and in a refrigerator"

Good one

long one but worth the time.