Episode 1 : Movie Toy Woes
Directed by : noob4life
Pictures by : noob4life
Introducing the main characters of this story...

( from left to right )
1. Billius ''Blackout'' Murray
2. Jack '' Barricade '' Johnson
3. Santha ''Starscream'' Kumar
( tiny guys from left to right )
- Scorponox
- Frenzy
Also featuring...
- Jacqueline ''Arcee'' Meriela
- Mohan '' Megatron '' a/l Selvaraj ( in case u dont know, a/l stands for anak lelaki )
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Our 3 friends are seen gathered together in an empty garden, happily chatting away with each other.
Lets zoom the camera closer and listen to thier conversation !

Billius : As i was saying... Jacqueline was freaking hot the other day...
Jack : Ultra sexy, Bill... her tyres excite the hell out of me !
Santha : Dammit jack, control your robotic instincts... jacqueline alredi has a boyfren...
Jack : ... the gears on her body are the sexiest in the history of transformers ! ... and that skin colour...
dammit, its too hawt !!!!
Santha : JACK!!!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME ???
Jack : *not listening at all* Yea i am dude... and did i mention her screws ?
Santha : JACK !!!
Billius : Lolz... leave him be, santha. He hasnt masturbated in ages.... all out of lubricant, see. Let him
fantasize abit...
Santha : Yea whatever... >.>
Billius : Anywayyyy, im feeling damn irritated with this weapon of mine... its too heavy ! I cant even stand
properly when i wield this shit... I have to like adjust myself hundreds of times before i could stand upright...

Jack : * finally notices the change of topic * Yea well at least u got a Huge-ass Grass-cutting Spinning Rotor
Blade of Destruction. And what do i get ? A spring operated fist attack that looks like a broken d*** when
activated.... A BROKEN d***, DAMMIT !

Santha : I wouldnt mind having my weapon... if the damn missiles could shoot just A LITTLE further... =.=
Jack : Yea, even the maximum range of my lubricant ejaculating is further than your missiles. =3
Santha : ..... Why u little...
Billius : LOL ! Calm down santha... iz juz a joke there... XD ( albeit a good one ! )
Jack : Come to think of it... i cant stand properly with these legs of mine... And i cant freaking turn my
head T_T Mohan thinks ive got spine problems, see. That *******...
Santha : Well at least your body's paint work stayed true to the movies... Mine is cream-coloured !
CREAM COLOURED !!! f***ing shit, man. Cant believe takara spent more time on you than on me while painting...
Jack : They made me together with Frenzy... poor little thing. So ugly that even YOU look better than him, santha ... T_T

Santha : f***ing hell, Jack... im gonna slap your ass upside down
Billius : Ive got cute little scorponox here... hes so small and cuddly... =D *looks at the scorponox in his arm*
Well arent you a little cute thing... oh yes are areeeeeee X3

Jack : See Santha ? Told you he was a friggin paedophile...
Santha : Its a cruel world ~
- end of episode 1 -
Thanks for viewing !! Stay tuned for more... TRANSFORMERS Movie 2007 : The '' Other'' Story
Aug 11 2007, 11:02 PM, updated 19y ago
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