There was a crowd waiting around the gallows to watch. As the hangman put the noose around his neck, he was asked, “Do you have any last words?”

The murderer said, “Yeah, I have a joke that I came up with while I was waiting.

“So, I hadn’t showered for a week by the day I killed my wife. I tied her up and told her that I’d cut her apart while she was still alive, and she told me, ‘At least cut my nose off first.’”

Everyone there burst out laughing. The hangman said, “That joke was about something terrible! Why was it so funny?”

“Well, I believe you can make a joke about any topic funny,” said the murderer. “After all, good comedy is all about execution.”

This post has been edited by Malaysian Psycho: Sep 16 2020, 11:32 AM