An ugly man is sitting alone in a bar when suddenly a beautiful woman approaches him.

The woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?"

The man is stunned as he never thought a woman like her would ever approach him so he agrees.

They both get into his car and drive out past the edge of town. He stops at a cliff with the view of the whole city.

Within seconds they start taking off their clothes. After 15 minutes of vigorous sex they finally finish.

They both put their clothes on and they both just sit there awkwardly.

The woman speaks up and says, "I'm a prostitute and its going to be $100 for my service."

The man is stunned and saddened that she didn't really like him.

He gives her the money and they both sit there awkwardly.

The woman tells him that she is ready to leave now.

The man replies, "I'm a taxi driver and its going to be $150 for the ride here and back."