The king of a country has planted a razor in the queen's vagina when she was sleeping at night in order to find out which guard she is cheating with.

Next day comes, and he orders them to get undressed to check on their penises, and sees that each one's was cut except for a single one's. The king yells:

- Finally, a loyal guard to his king and country! All of you traitors should have followed his example! Guard, you will be rewarded with a piece of fertile land with many animals, enough gold for your descendants, and the title of Thane! the guard only replies:

- Fank you wery muff, ssire!