You spend $100s to keep up your Transformers collection, but your car needs work bad.

You tell everyone but the credit card company, that you have a Transformers collection worth $1000s.

You believe that die-cast is a means to an end. Not an end to a means.

You have said "I will never pay that much for a Transformer" and did.

You dine on cheap pizza or hot dogs at a convention so you have more to spend on Transformers.

You have considered moving to Japan for the toys.

You know the difference between stiff and loose joints.

You have had a talk with a significant-other that goes something like "if you buy one more Transformer, I am..." and you actually thought "Hmmmm, is it worth it?..."

You miss the Playschool Go-Bots.

You stare down anyone looking at the Transformers section in the store toy aisle.

You think robots are people too.

You have considered marrying someone without meeting them just because they collect Transformers.

Living space is proportional to the size of your Transformers collection.

It feels like a week has gone by when away from your computer for a couple days and can't access your favorite Transformers sites.

You have cleared out your closet(s) for your Transformers collection.

No matter what Hasbro or Takara does, the best Transformer still hasn't been made yet.

Your have a collection at work.

You are sick of those pesky Transformers images filling up your hard drive.

BotCon is one of your vacations every year.

When you plan a visit somewhere, you consider places to shop for Transformers.

A delivery from the post man is the highlight of your day.

You consider your collection family.

Even your significant other says you should have bought a second one when you complain about how much people are paying for the hottest Transformer online.

You curse about living in your your City or State for not getting new Transformers soon enough.

One hundred Transformers figure seems like a small collection to you.

You refuse to acknowledge the existence of Animorphs.