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 Sshhh! Don't shout 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

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TSvhs1
post Jul 12 2020, 04:24 PM, updated 6y ago

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A Farmer buys a young Cock. As soon as it comes Home, it rushes & fucks all the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed.

At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens,
Farmer gets tense now.
Next day, he finds Cock fucking the Ducks, Goose & Parrot too.

Later, he finds the Cock lying Pale, half-dead &
Vultures circling over it's head.
Farmer Says: U Horny bastard u deserve this!

The Cock opens one eye, says: "Sshhh! Don't shout,
let the fucking vultures land...!" 😜😂🤣
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post Jul 12 2020, 07:36 PM

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post Jul 12 2020, 07:40 PM

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Aha ha... at first, i was like, meh.. but, the vulture punchline is a good one.

 

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