*Lady's Service*

A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Through a bellboy, he found the best in town.

When the lady came, he asked :_
*How much is your service.....????? "_*

The lady said :" $100 for a ✊ hand job"

What.....????
Why So Expensive....??? "
The guy asked in amazement.....!!!!

The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him :
Do you see that shiny red Porsche 🚘 down there....???? ''_*
That's what I earned by my hand.....!!!! "

The guy was convinced and decided to try her service._
It was great....!!!!_
So he asked :_
What else can you do....???? "

The lady said :_
For $200 I'll give you a blowjob.....!!! "

What....???_*
That's way too expensive for a blow job....!!!! ''
he replied.

The lady brought him to the window again, and said :
'' Do you see the restaurant down there.... ????That's what I've earned with my mouth....!!!! ''_

So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200._
It was unbelievable....!!!!_

So he decided he wanted to try the" Real " Thing._
_So he asked :_
'' How much for Real Intercourse.....????? "*

The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said :
'' Do you see that skyscraper there....????*
*It would have been mine a long time ago if I had A Pussy.....!!!!!! ''

This post has been edited by vhs1: Jul 10 2020, 09:56 PM

Hahaha.

hahahaha ok i laff