This morning I saw a Chinese man reading a Malay newspaper.

Pleasently surprised, I asked him "Do you always read Malay newspaper?"

The Chinese man replied "I used to read Chinese newspaper but what did I find? Chinese being presecuted, Chinese being attacked, Chinese disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Chinese living in poverty."

"I see" I replied, "and then?"

"So I switched to Malay newspapers" he continued. "Now what do I find? Chinese own all banks, Chinese control the media, Chinese are all rich and powerful, Chinese control the country....The news are so much better!"

hahahaha

if u dont read the newspaper u are uninformed
if u do, u are misinformed