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Please fart in the toilet., Random facts.
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SUSBug Juice
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 Jul 5 2020, 02:52 PM, updated 6y ago
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QUOTE Does farting spread fecal matter in my pant/bed? QUOTE As a matter of fact, it does.
Every time you fart, your anus spews a cloud of feces droplets into the surrounding area. The droplets of feces push themselves through the seams in your underwear and the buttocks portion of your pants, propelling themselves into the air.
Not only is your bed covered in feces, but your room is as well. In fact, every time you farted in the company of others, you probably sprayed them with feces.
This has been scientifically proven through years of rigorous, peer-based studies. Trying to deny this is like denying that the world is flat. Imagine those who haven't change their sheets or only change it once a month, especially if you sleeping naked or your facing down and ass facing the ceiling.  Wanna talk about hygiene brooooo, cats and dogs are fucking dirty right when you have all that in your pants?This post has been edited by Bug Juice: Jul 5 2020, 02:54 PM |
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SUSpot-8-O's
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Jul 5 2020, 02:53 PM
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posting in shitty thread
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SUSeternity with seungwoo
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Jul 5 2020, 02:53 PM
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U don't wear underwear?  |
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SUSBug Juice
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Jul 5 2020, 02:54 PM
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QUOTE(eternity with seungwoo @ Jul 5 2020, 02:53 PM) U don't wear underwear? Sometimes I don't, now I'll start wearing it and treating it as a "filter". |
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SUSeternity with seungwoo
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Jul 5 2020, 02:55 PM
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QUOTE(Bug Juice @ Jul 5 2020, 02:54 PM) Sometimes I don't, now I'll start wearing it and treating it as a "filter".  |
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Revamperz
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Jul 5 2020, 02:57 PM
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shit particles are everywhere lah
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SUSBug Juice
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Jul 5 2020, 02:59 PM
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QUOTE(eternity with seungwoo @ Jul 5 2020, 02:55 PM) Sleeping of course. |
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SUSeternity with seungwoo
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Jul 5 2020, 03:00 PM
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QUOTE(Revamperz @ Jul 5 2020, 02:57 PM) shit particles are everywhere lah   |
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cikalakacikaci
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Jul 5 2020, 03:01 PM
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Getting Started
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i enjoy my fart
the freshness hnghhh
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B1az3
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Jul 5 2020, 03:01 PM
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potensi ammoshaf research tered
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SUSNew Klang
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Jul 5 2020, 03:01 PM
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Solved with adult diapers
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ahpoo
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Jul 5 2020, 03:02 PM
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yes those fart smell are someone anus' fecal particles..remember that everytime you small fart in public, you are literally putting someone shit into your nose...
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Blofeld
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Jul 5 2020, 03:04 PM
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that's how covid is spread easily
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Starbucki
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Jul 5 2020, 03:04 PM
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that is like saying you are breathing in fire from indon when you smell haze
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hksgmy
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Jul 5 2020, 03:07 PM
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QUOTE(ahpoo @ Jul 5 2020, 03:02 PM) yes those fart smell are someone anus' fecal particles..remember that everytime you small fart in public, you are literally putting someone shit into your nose... Erm, not really. The gases are from decomposition by-products of gut flora, and may also have inorganic components like H2S (the stuff that rotten eggs smell off). None of that is strictly “fecal material” |
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SUSBug Juice
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Jul 5 2020, 03:10 PM
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QUOTE(Starbucki @ Jul 5 2020, 03:04 PM) that is like saying you are breathing in fire from indon when you smell haze Working in an enclosed room or as a grab driver, yall literally covered in different shit. Just because you don't see something doesn't mean it isn't there. People bithcing about dogs or cats in kopitiam are fucking hilarious. |
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mirzan007
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Jul 5 2020, 03:14 PM
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The LAST sentence explain everything.. READ properly people!!
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andrewhtf
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Jul 5 2020, 03:15 PM
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"Trying to deny this is like denying that the world is flat."
The answer is obvious
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SUSAud power
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Jul 5 2020, 03:16 PM
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eat high quality wont fart much
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LamboSama
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Jul 5 2020, 03:19 PM
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So? You go toilet for no.1 or no.2 also unless you shower afterwards confirm got particles all over your butt and legs what.
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hksgmy
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Jul 5 2020, 03:22 PM
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Yup. I saw the last sentence and went “ooooh Kay”
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SUSBug Juice
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Jul 5 2020, 03:24 PM
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QUOTE(LamboSama @ Jul 5 2020, 03:19 PM) So? You go toilet for no.1 or no.2 also unless you shower afterwards confirm got particles all over your butt and legs what. The difference is at least it stays with you or inside the toilet so it doesn't attach to other objects such as people's nose or clothes. |
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msacras
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Jul 5 2020, 03:25 PM
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Plot twist, the air in toilet is full of fart particles, so going toilet = sucking other’s shits.
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khaimitoban
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Jul 5 2020, 03:25 PM
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do i need to change my office chair after farted?
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SUSBug Juice
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Jul 5 2020, 03:28 PM
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QUOTE(khaimitoban @ Jul 5 2020, 03:25 PM) do i need to change my office chair after farted? Furniture shop: Yes. |
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B1az3
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Jul 5 2020, 03:29 PM
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India superpower 2020 would like to have a word with you TS
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smallbug
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Jul 5 2020, 03:32 PM
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QUOTE(hksgmy @ Jul 5 2020, 03:07 PM) Erm, not really. The gases are from decomposition by-products of gut flora, and may also have inorganic components like H2S (the stuff that rotten eggs smell off). None of that is strictly “fecal material” A man of culture. |
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LamboSama
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Jul 5 2020, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE(Bug Juice @ Jul 5 2020, 03:24 PM) The difference is at least it stays with you or inside the toilet so it doesn't attach to other objects such as people's nose or clothes. If you went to the toilet and between that didn't wash you legs or pants then those can transfer to your bed sheets also. Don't believe get a UV light. |
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SUSHalp
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Jul 5 2020, 04:00 PM
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farting is a serious business yo
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andyng38
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Jul 5 2020, 04:14 PM
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can recycle used facemasks as fart filters??
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