*ADULT JOKES FOR Father's day 😁


*Question: Why is the "69" position also called the "smokers' position?"*
_Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray._

*Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation?*
_Answer: Because it's HANDMADE !_

*An old man married a young girl. On the wedding night he showed five fingers to his wife.*
Young girl: Ooh.. Darling! 5 times?
*Old man: No dear, choose which one you prefer to start with.*

*Question: What is the smallest hotel in the world?*
_Answer: It's Vagina Inn. Because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant and 2 pieces of baggage outside!_

*2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after "work".*
Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!
Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!

*Man went to the chemist to buy 1/4 of a Viagra.*
Chemist said, "It would be useless."
_Man said, "I am 90, sex is out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes"._

*Reporter: Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you care to comment on this?*
_Man: The truth is that she has a big mouth!_

*What is the similarity between a swimming pool and a wife?*
_For both, we pay high maintenance for the little time we spend in them._

*Love is a complicated piece of machinery.*
_Sometimes, all you need is a good screw to fix it._

*What's the difference between biology and sociology?*
_Answer: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology._
_When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology._

*Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" has never seen a pussy before.*

*Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"*
_God said, "Okay" and Poof! Dracula turned into a sanitary pad"._

*What is the speed limit in sex?*
_Answer: 70 - because at 69 you have to turn around._

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