lol what.

This is like asking a tank gunner to able to conjure magic and make hyperdrive from scratch as job requirement/

Ability to say no without pisssing cusotmer.

Kek

So they are basically hiring god

if the guy can do all that just open new company better
earn more than the gaji provided

Machiam gampengs

This is everything, rare find people know and skillfull everything.

Learn coding is a meme. Stem degree is a joke.

I don't think they can find anyone that fit the requirements

if got send one to my place also leh.

how much gona pay first？

request mountain request sea.....

nah see the requirements also know that company want to hire an entire IT department

those who have those skills certainly will not be working there coz they deserve better and more professional way.

the 3 points regard on turning a negative to positive looks like a norm to them and they will hire immediately meaning are they in shit now?

This post has been edited by jurkflash: Jun 16 2020, 11:44 AM

carik kaki kencing ke ni?

Wah, Bethesda employees sure earning damn high

"It's not bug, it's a feature"

This type likely pay not high.

unicorn

and popularly mandated Malaysian gomen

their admin exec machiem yes

dont care, sending my resume now

ask a customer to accept a faulty item as a feature...??...what do this company do really...scammer..

cum

same like searching for a pilot whom know how to build a plane and can fly 24/7，at the same time he too can be a captain of a big vessels and can build a vessels as well...

the person whom writing such requirement must be sohai！

What kind of sohai HR / hiring manyzer puts out shit like this

That's basically almost everything

They lookin for god?

lol this JB written so unprofessionally.

hill areas

Money talks

might as well the qualified candidates open kampeni sendiri and be the boss

hey apple can do it

Even Bezos with his hundreds of billions also don't have these skills lel

this kind of job scope better prepare to pay USD 30k per month.

Ability to turn bare metal into production system? is this some kind of programming lingo?

sounds like a work of wizard

ini bethesda punya job advertisement ka?
want thanos tier skill but pay like hawkeye

so difficult

the one probably faked their HR degree and has absolutely no idea what they're doing

honestly i believe this is doable. but the one saying no is the customer

Like the one I m working eight now 1 salary three person job typical chinaman company with chinaman mindset. Office pc using 10 years old tech dual core cpu and the boss keep saying they r expanding 😩

This is like asking rock Lee to have good ninjutsu as well

they need politician, not programmers

lol HR macam main copy paste je from other website

A beautiful woman with ample breast size and skill can fulfill all the requirements

omegalulz

They need to fragment the job to a department of 30-50 pax if job is huge.

Ini one man show, i bet the pay is really low

publish the name of the company!

how much they gonna pay 1st?

RM10m per month?

nvm

This post has been edited by gundamsp01: Jun 16 2020, 01:22 PM

Berapa?

How much the celery...
I'm fulfill all these requirements. My work environment even more crazy.

confirm gaji below 10k one... then cannot claim OT

Ability to turn bug into real bug I instant hired

damn

Might as well go headhunt Bill Gates or Steve Wozniak

remember Apple antenna-gate?

troll ka?

They don't need IT folks. All they need is magicians

Wow cum PA...i also wana apply share her ig

During interview, HR ask why you wanna this job? You answer because I wanna cum admin exec......

come come all apply..
https://www.linkedin.com/company/axflix/people/

Inside the breast lies an infinity stone. All knowledge of men are contained inside it. All who gaze upon it, will be astounded by it.

Behold big nasi lemak besaq gila. Semua lelaki becomes bodo after looking at it.

This post has been edited by fu'house: Jun 16 2020, 01:57 PM

seems more like a joke posting than anything