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SUSChekusan2019
post May 31 2020, 11:43 AM

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If any random people can find n buy professional medical supplies n equipment in lazada, what's more superstitious stuff? TBH there got to be more regulations n enforcement regarding the selling n buying certain items online.
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post May 31 2020, 11:44 AM

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1st item looks like pigskin lul
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post May 31 2020, 11:45 AM

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btw isu arak lebih penting lul
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post May 31 2020, 11:46 AM

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QUOTE(Ewww! @ May 31 2020, 02:06 AM)
Protest/riot besar-besaran this friday?
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post May 31 2020, 10:15 PM

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if u buy also no effect. things like this cannot just simply go buy. you have to do it on your own. and not easy to do. just to do the minyak pengasih u need 3 days and night during full moon.

for further info about this

Ini adalah Ilmu Minyak Pengasih yang didapati oleh Bomoh2 Melayu dan juga Pawang2. Cara membuatnya bukanlah sesukar mana kecuali mencari bahan2 bunga2 dan jenis minyak.


Ilmu Minyak Pengasih ini, tidak membuat menjadi gila tetapi sekadar perasaan kaseh terbit dan bagi yang mempunyai niat yang bersih, adalah amat mujarab sekali.


Bahan2 nya ialah:-


a) Bunga Cempaka Sari Kuning 7 kuntum
b) Bunga Melur Putih 7 kuntum
c) Bunga Kenanga Kuning 7 kuntum


Kesmuanya dimasak dengan Minyak Kelapa Dara dengan api tempurung tidak berlubang. Sesudah dimasak dan sebati maka perlulah ditapakan diatas sebuah busut selama 3 hari 3 malam berturut2 ketika bulan mengambang penuh.


Ketika bulan mengambang, bacalah mantera ini:-


hai minyak pengasih
aku gantung dileher gajah putih
semua manusia dan jin
tunduk sujud dibawah telapak kaki kiri aku
aku seru engkau dengan nama Nabi Yusuf
sekelian makhluk jatuh kaseh sayang kepada aku
berkat aku memakai minyak seri muka
berkat
pandah
post May 31 2020, 10:21 PM

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report loh

later jakim said no one report so no tangkap
Bosskurap
post May 31 2020, 10:23 PM

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QUOTE(pandah @ May 31 2020, 10:21 PM)
report loh

later jakim said no one report so no tangkap
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Lazada n shopee wont remove. Because they get commissions for it
koja6049
post May 31 2020, 10:23 PM

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as long as not poisonous, why cannot sell? hmm.gif
LamboSama
post May 31 2020, 10:24 PM

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Lazada even got sell sex toys what.
Also since when Jakim catch people piap2?
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post May 31 2020, 10:54 PM

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krizalid88_real
post May 31 2020, 10:58 PM

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what is wafaq? i only know wadafaq
Oltromen Ripot
post May 31 2020, 10:59 PM

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Slap some jawi immediately become potent and approved?
Oltromen Ripot
post May 31 2020, 11:01 PM

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QUOTE(krizalid88_real @ May 31 2020, 10:58 PM)
what is wafaq? i only know wadafaq
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Wafaq pun tak tahu? Melayu apa ni?

Wafaq tu - benda yang gitu-gitu lah.

... Entah. Aku pun tak tahu.sebenarnya.
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post May 31 2020, 11:02 PM

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TS, kalau kau genuine, report pada JAKIM, bukan /k.


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post May 31 2020, 11:03 PM

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roh ke mari. mari semangat ke mari. mari kecil ke mari. mari burung ke mari. mari halus ke mari.

seram tak?
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post Jun 1 2020, 12:18 AM

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QUOTE(Bosskurap @ May 31 2020, 10:23 PM)
Lazada n shopee wont remove. Because they get commissions for it
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report to jakim and let them take the action.

if no action then well they might as well sleep with the billion allocation every year.
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post Jun 1 2020, 12:22 AM

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the seller smart. the one who buy really stupid. so consider a lesson for the buyer
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post Jun 1 2020, 12:24 AM

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Wafaq?
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post Jun 1 2020, 12:41 AM

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QUOTE(akagidemon @ May 31 2020, 10:15 PM)
if u buy also no effect. things like this cannot just simply go buy. you have to do it on your own. and not easy to do. just to do the minyak pengasih u need 3 days and night during full moon.

for further info about this

Ini adalah Ilmu Minyak Pengasih yang didapati oleh Bomoh2 Melayu dan juga Pawang2. Cara membuatnya bukanlah sesukar mana kecuali mencari bahan2 bunga2 dan jenis minyak.
Ilmu Minyak Pengasih ini, tidak membuat menjadi gila tetapi sekadar perasaan kaseh terbit dan bagi yang mempunyai niat yang bersih, adalah amat mujarab sekali.
Bahan2 nya ialah:-
a) Bunga Cempaka Sari Kuning 7 kuntum
b) Bunga Melur Putih 7 kuntum
c) Bunga Kenanga Kuning 7 kuntum
Kesmuanya dimasak dengan Minyak Kelapa Dara dengan api tempurung tidak berlubang. Sesudah dimasak dan sebati maka perlulah ditapakan diatas sebuah busut selama 3 hari 3 malam berturut2 ketika bulan mengambang penuh.
Ketika bulan mengambang, bacalah mantera ini:-
hai minyak pengasih
aku gantung dileher gajah putih
semua manusia dan jin
tunduk sujud dibawah telapak kaki kiri aku
aku seru engkau dengan nama Nabi Yusuf
sekelian makhluk jatuh kaseh sayang kepada aku
berkat aku memakai minyak seri muka
berkat
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if this shit really works you don't think idiots won't try it on handsome and beautiful celebrities? What I see local kids still squealing like mad while their favourite kPoop oppa oppa marrying someone equal instead of them.
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post Jun 1 2020, 12:43 AM

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QUOTE(JRocket @ May 31 2020, 11:03 PM)
roh ke mari. mari semangat ke mari. mari kecil ke mari. mari burung ke mari. mari halus ke mari.

seram tak?
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Mari-mari tuan dengar ini cerita
Perempuan sangat mudah cemburu buta
Kalau lakinya orang muda
Dia so jealous, tidak percaya
You know apa yang jadi pada suatu hari
I perang besar you see!
Tapi baik juga, sudah hilang bengkak
Benjolnya dekat sini you sudah tak nampak!

Di kantor saya ada s’orang secretary
Potongan badannya…phewit!
Namanya “Mary”
Halus kulitnya mcm apple
Salah pandang macam "Betty Grable"

Dia mengajak saya pergi makan angin
[You know, she wants to ‘romance’]
I tanya “Ke mana?”
She said “Kebun bunga”
Ini chance baik I said “Ok, Senorita!”

Tiba di sana si nona mula-lah posing
She makes badan I sejuk
Terus I shivering
She said “Don’t be afraid my darling”
Saya jawab: “Oh this is so trilling..”

Kita pun pergi duduk dekat satu bangku
And then she said “ I love you!”
So then what did I do? I think you pun tahu…
Sudah tentu I kiss the girl bertalu-talu!

Saya balik ke rumah cukup senang hati
Tapi my wife terpandang lipstick on my pipi

Dia menerkam dan menggigit,
Saya tak malu, terus menjerit!

Periuk belanga terbang melayang-layang
Menghentam my belakang!
I would like to tanya
Kalau you yang kena
Wife you juga cemburu jadi what will you do?
Wife you juga cemburu jadi what will you do?

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