All the chinese gods and deities are having their regular meeting in heaven.

Jade Emperor asked: where is Thousand-hand Guan Yin?
They answered: She has not finished washing hands.

Jade Emperor asked: Where is Four-Faced Buddha?
They answered: He does not have enough face masks.

Jade Emperor asked: Where is the Erlang Shen (the deity with 3rd truth seeing eye)?
They replied: He can't find a goggle to fit his 3rd eye.

Jade Emperor started to feel annoyed and asked around: Who else is not here?!
They answered : Guan Yu face is red and suspected having fever.
Tang San Zang has journey to the west and he is now not allow to return by the immigration.

Jade Emperor asked: Where are Baxian (Eight Immortals)?
They explained they have been arrested for too many persons gathering.

Jade Emperor got no choice and dismissed the meeting and to be resumed after 14 days.

Lastly, the Jade Emperor asked how about the Yan Luo Wang (King Of Hell).
They replied that he is the only one working overtime right now.

You forgot many far away dieties like Long Wang etc also cannot attend because they all kena roadblock for travelling too far from their home address and had to uturn back