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TSNamelessone1973
post Mar 16 2020, 01:46 PM, updated 6y ago

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A man was caught by police for indecent exposure. The man then explained to the police what happened in order to convince the police about his innocence.

"Because of Covid19, I went to the restroom at the mall and opened the door with my elbow, raised the toilet seat with my foot and closed the door again with my elbow. I walked the entire mall without touching anyone or anything. When I was about to leave, I was stopped by the mall security guard. It was then only I realised my dick was out".
kuntilanak
post Mar 16 2020, 01:57 PM

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QUOTE(Namelessone1973 @ Mar 16 2020, 01:46 PM)
A man was caught by police for indecent exposure. The man then explained to the police what happened in order to convince the police about his innocence.

"Because of Covid19, I went to the restroom at the mall and opened the door with my elbow, raised the toilet seat with my foot and closed the door again with my elbow. I walked the entire mall without touching anyone or anything. When I was about to leave, I was stopped by the mall security guard. It was then only I realised my dick was out".
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this one worst... NOT WASHING HANDS AFTER USING TOILET sweat.gif sweat.gif sweat.gif
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post Mar 16 2020, 03:34 PM

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QUOTE(Namelessone1973 @ Mar 16 2020, 01:46 PM)
A man was caught by police for indecent exposure. The man then explained to the police what happened in order to convince the police about his innocence.

"Because of Covid19, I went to the restroom at the mall and opened the door with my elbow, raised the toilet seat with my foot and closed the door again with my elbow. I walked the entire mall without touching anyone or anything. When I was about to leave, I was stopped by the mall security guard. It was then only I realised my dick was out".
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good one

 

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