P****** (*nationality withheld) cricketers usually dont know proper English, so they rehearse & memorize answers in advance, so that they can address the media after the matches.

One day after a match with Shuoib Maleek (expecting the usual questions about the game) :

Media: "So Maleek, thats fantastic; your wife Sania is pregnant."

Maleek: "Ya, all credit goes to my team. Everyone worked hard for it, specially Afridi. It was a tight situation when he went in. His performance was really fantastic. Our coach also enjoyed it. All credit to my coach and my team mates and special thanks to Sania who encouraged our efforts!

The Media guys fainted....😂