*Passionate Sex at 95*

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Rubia went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother & comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning'.

Horrified, Rubia told her grandmother that people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.. It was just the right rhythm..
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply *in* on the Ding and *out* on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued........ 'He'd still be alive if the damn *Fire Engine* had not passed by'.

🤣🤣😂😜😜😂🤣😂😜🤣😂😜

Donut satu post

Joke so old the grandparents already reincarnated

Cool story

Sendiri post joke sendiri ketawa

Will this be another joke thread but k/ will reply seriously?

Lame joke

So funny haha

I laff haha

Joke section di sana --->

This is actually funny

ding dongs.
get it?

This post has been edited by shirohamada: Jan 17 2020, 07:16 PM

uuu,u touch my tralalala

Cukur no church bells allowed in malaysia

Seen this in jokes heaven before

Still better than a Sammich! joke

Most probably involved serious discussions how elderly people should not have sex at all but only go to masjid/church/temple dan sebagainya.

This post has been edited by aliesterfiend: Jan 17 2020, 07:40 PM

🤭🤭🤭