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 The Stewardess & Captain

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post Dec 31 2019, 11:28 AM, updated 6y ago

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A plane made an emergency landing on water. The stewardess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused.

The stewardess then asked the Captain to help. The Captain, being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her -

β€œYou tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE. Tell the British this is an HONOUR. Tell the French this is a ROMANTIC activity, and tell the Germans this is the LAW. Tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, and everyone will be sorted out.”

The stewardess remembered the flight had some passengers from India and Singapore too. β€œWhat about them”, she asked.

The captain laughed. β€œEasy. Just tell the Indians this activity is FREE.”

How can I convince the P******* ???

Yes dear, just whisper, "This is a s****** mission"

β€œAnd what about the Singaporeans?”, she persisted.

The Captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained -
β€œYou need not tell the Singaporeans anything, my dear. Once they see a QUEUE, they will join it without questions.”

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