don't collect yet,  still got more to come

don't be silly,  still got more to come

Lots of kopitiam denizens are like me.

Alone. Poor. Destitute. Working in IT. Pretending to be USD$20k a month. Pretending to own Rolex watches and drive Porche but drive a Proton Saga SE (Sohai Edition) and wear DW in real life. Bata shoes because too poor but pretend that we are wearing it because Kurt Cobain wore it once a long time ago.

Always start our posts with “top up sikit, get Patek” but never even held a Patek Philippe, let alone a Longines in our lives. Does not know that Patek, outside of their sports line, have no water resistant and will flood in if you get caught in a heavy thunderstorm or even wash your hands with the crown or one of the recessed buttons facing the stream of water.

Called Rolex a mid tier brand but we didn’t know that a Vacheron Constantin can be bought for less than RM10k in the preowned market. Try sourcing a Rolex for less than RM10k but end up with a franken Rolex.

We also like to pretend to have millions in our account but use a fake maybank banking program to pretend to have that much money in our account. Otherwise, we would sometimes use our daddy’s FD account and pass it off as our own.