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TSNamelessone1973
post Dec 13 2019, 09:59 AM, updated 7y ago

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A Nigerian man goes on a blind date in a foreign country. He picks up his date in a large BMW. The girl comments "This car is big" and he replies "Everything from Nigeria is big"

They get to a Nigerian restaurant for dinner to which she says "This place is huge!". He replies "I already told you, everything from Nigeria is big".

Later they head to his mansion. "Wow, your house is massive" she said. "Yes, I already told you everything from Nigeria is big".

The get into foreplay when she comments "umm your thing is gigantic!". He chuckles and says "ahhhhh, I already told you everything from Nigeria is big!"

And as he enters her, he pauses for a moment and said "Are you from Nigeria too?".


kelly0020
post Dec 13 2019, 12:27 PM

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hahahhahaha, lolll same kampung rclxub.gif
bhuncet
post Dec 13 2019, 12:29 PM

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LOL
amanda0020
post Dec 13 2019, 12:34 PM

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lollllllllll, nice joke rclxms.gif

 

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