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TSvhs1
post Nov 16 2019, 02:44 AM, updated 7y ago

Look at all my stars!!
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Rajeshu and his wife Rupa are having hard financial times, So they decide she'll become a Hooker.. πŸ‘™

She's not quite sure what to do, So Rajeshu says, "Stand in front of that pillar & pick up a guy. Tell him your rate is Five thousand rupees. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

Within five minutes a guy pulls up & says, "How much?"

"Five thousand rupees."

"Damn. All I've got is Two thousand."

"Hold on.." she says & runs back to Rajeshu "What can he get for Two thousand..?"

"A Handjob" Rajeshu replies.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for two thousand rupees is a Handjob.. βœŠπŸ’¦

He says ok, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants & out pops a very very Huge long male unit.. 🍌😱

She stares at it for a minute & then says, "I'll be right back."

She runs back around the corner & says breathlessly, "Rajeshu, can you lend this guy 3000 rupees..?"

epsonstylux
post Nov 18 2019, 01:27 PM

I said "Good Day!"
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amanda0020
post Nov 29 2019, 11:48 AM

Getting Started
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post Dec 26 2019, 02:09 PM

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sunami
post Dec 26 2019, 02:12 PM

A CAT that can Bark. LMAO
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