Conlanfirm 2" only
Conlanfirm 2" only
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Nov 16 2019, 02:44 AM, updated 7y ago
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Rajeshu and his wife Rupa are having hard financial times, So they decide she'll become a Hooker.. π She's not quite sure what to do, So Rajeshu says, "Stand in front of that pillar & pick up a guy. Tell him your rate is Five thousand rupees. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." Within five minutes a guy pulls up & says, "How much?" "Five thousand rupees." "Damn. All I've got is Two thousand." "Hold on.." she says & runs back to Rajeshu "What can he get for Two thousand..?" "A Handjob" Rajeshu replies. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for two thousand rupees is a Handjob.. βπ¦ He says ok, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants & out pops a very very Huge long male unit.. ππ± She stares at it for a minute & then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner & says breathlessly, "Rajeshu, can you lend this guy 3000 rupees..?" |
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Nov 18 2019, 01:27 PM
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Nov 29 2019, 11:48 AM
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lolllls π€£
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Dec 26 2019, 02:09 PM
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lol
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Dec 26 2019, 02:12 PM
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lel..not bad
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