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vhs1
post Aug 3 2019, 09:21 AM

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AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX......

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).
3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.
4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
© I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

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Signature of Screwee :=-
exhauster
post Aug 3 2019, 10:03 AM

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QUOTE(A183RT0 @ Aug 3 2019, 04:57 AM)
Jealous of you all. At least you all got try already but me haven't and got no one..
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Kan cheong banyak
A183RT0
post Aug 3 2019, 10:24 AM

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QUOTE(exhauster @ Aug 3 2019, 10:03 AM)
Kan cheong banyak
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cheong who? hardly find a nice one at my area...
SUSdestiny6
post Aug 3 2019, 02:59 PM

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QUOTE(DarkAeon @ Aug 3 2019, 08:39 AM)
u will be happy to learn that your cell mate will do the same to u when u r in jail for rape
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Haven't got into jailed yet and so long ago already whistling.gif

makebusy1
post Aug 3 2019, 04:52 PM

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QUOTE(pineapplegrenade @ Aug 1 2019, 04:01 PM)
I remember a story somewhere where the wife refuse to do sex for a year and the husband go eat outside. Then blame the husband for wrecking their marriage. biggrin.gif
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