happened last week. 3 star hotel in Ipoh. Toilet has those sliding door type. A first for me.

Got super drunk and woke up in the middle of the night to pee. Kept pushing the door but couldn't open. Totally forgot it was a sliding door. Somehow my brain automatically assumed I was in the toilet already. So i just peed there and then.

Leg kena pee due to splash back from aiming on the door. Adjusted my kuku, no more splash. Only realised what I did when I was looking for the sink to wash my hands. Only realised there was no splash of pee on my legs because i adjusted kuku to pee on the floor towel I left in front of the sliding door.

Chuck the floor towel into the corner of the toilet, washed my legs, and used the 2nd bath towel to clean up. Thank god room no pee smell because i have been drinking a ton of beer therefore pee diluted pun.