You guys got crazy experiences at hotel to share share ka?

My experience:

1. Hotel in KL jalan Ipoh, too late for me to go home so I just find a decent hotel to say one night. Maybe 2 stars. Lepas check-in I terus mandi. Then main door kena ketuk kok kok kok dekat luar. Rupa rupa nya prostitute ketuk. Fuh cable kuat ni. Fyi I was naked and I don't open the door lol.

2. When I was young during my industrial training I was place at a hotel (siap bagi allowance lagi). After weeks staying at the room baru kawan cakap my room haunted. But I didn't get kacau. Just that I heard noises from the empty next room.

3. Hotel in KK, 1 star budget hotel. Tengah malam bilik atas bising katil krik kruk krik kruk (having sek) but last less than 30 seconds. I chuckled.