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TSvhs1
post Jul 11 2019, 07:32 PM, updated 5y ago

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When Charles de Lamousse decided to retire from public life, the British associate and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor.

At the dinner table, the associste's wife was talking with Madame de Lamousse :

"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison? What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

"Hard penis! just hard penis!" replied Madame de Lamousse .

A huge hush fell over the table.

Everyone heard her answer...... and no one knew what to say next.

Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said:

"Ma cherie, I believe English pronounce the word, "Happiness...!'"


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post Dec 19 2019, 12:58 PM

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