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TSoucheev
post Jul 8 2019, 01:47 PM, updated 7y ago

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One day, a wife checked her husband's handphone and found the following names:-

1) The loving one
2) The amazing one
3) Lady of my dreams

She got angry and called the first number and person who answered was his mother.

She called the second number and the person who answered was his sister.

When she dialed the third number, her own phone rang!

She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband. So she gave him her whole month's salary to make up for it.

The husband took the money and bought a gift to his mistress whose name was saved as Kedai Motor Ah Seng.

This post has been edited by oucheev: Jul 8 2019, 04:56 PM
Pichu00
post Jul 8 2019, 01:53 PM

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Is this a jole?
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post Jul 8 2019, 01:59 PM

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QUOTE(Pichu00 @ Jul 8 2019, 01:53 PM)
Is this a jole?
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yr are that ppl that hard to please. or no humor's sense at all.
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post Jul 8 2019, 02:00 PM

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QUOTE(oucheev @ Jul 8 2019, 01:47 PM)
One day, a wife checked her husband's handphone and found the following names:-

1) The loving one
2) The amazing one
3) Lady of my dreams

She got angry and called the first number and person who answered was his mother.

She called the second number and the person who answered was his sister.

When she dialed the third number, her own phone rang!

She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband. So she gave him her whole month's salary to make up for it.

The husband took the money and bought a gift to his mistress whose name was saved as Kedai Motot Ah Seng.
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LOL
simcom86
post Jul 8 2019, 02:06 PM

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QUOTE(Pichu00 @ Jul 8 2019, 01:53 PM)
Is this a jole?
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Yes. Jokes Heaven.
TSoucheev
post Jul 8 2019, 04:56 PM

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QUOTE(Pichu00 @ Jul 8 2019, 01:53 PM)
Is this a jole?
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Yes, it's a joke and not a jole.
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post Jul 11 2019, 06:53 AM

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QUOTE(Pichu00 @ Jul 8 2019, 01:53 PM)
Is this a jole?
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Seems like a joke.
kangkayu
post Jul 13 2019, 03:27 PM

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Hahahahahahahahahahahah...
told my wifey ....
now she's calling Mekanik Ah Ming on my phone
deano_cole
post Jul 13 2019, 03:30 PM

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Hahahaha
kelly0020
post Dec 9 2019, 11:30 AM

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hahahaha~lollll..... ah seng ......
amanda0020
post Dec 10 2019, 12:29 PM

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hahahaha
SUSDennisMay
post Sep 8 2022, 09:04 PM

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That's probably why I don't use regular numbers. They are not reliable, and they can be easily tapped, which is not very cool. So I bought myself a VoIP number to keep my data safe. I think it is worth it to buy this number because it is connected to another network and you can call anywhere in the world without any problems. Visit the official usechalkboard website if you also want to keep your data safe from outsiders.

This post has been edited by DennisMay: Sep 10 2022, 01:12 AM
kitzai
post Sep 8 2022, 10:35 PM

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QUOTE(kangkayu @ Jul 13 2019, 03:27 PM)
Hahahahahahahahahahahah...
told my wifey ....
now she's calling Mekanik Ah Ming on my phone
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Not plumber ah ming???
ShadowR1
post Oct 21 2022, 04:14 PM

Im still HeRe ...
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Pokimon ... I have to change all my workshop and mechanic contact name in my phone ranting.gif
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post Oct 21 2022, 04:20 PM

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I also have an Ah Seng number in my phone, but it really calls to Ah Seng paintshop in Kepong so wifey no say anything..

 

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