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TSvhs1
post Jun 27 2019, 02:16 PM, updated 7y ago

Look at all my stars!!
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👉 *Job Interview.*



👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your name?*

🧑🏻Manoj :- *M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *In full please*

🧑🏻Manoj :- *Manoj Pandey*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Your father's name?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What does that mean?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Madan Pandey*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Your native place?*

🧑🏻Manoj: *M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What's that?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Madhya pradesh*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your qualification?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *M.P.*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *(angry) What is that?!!!*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Matric Pass*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *So why do you need a job?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *It is because of M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER: *Meaning?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Money Problem*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?*

🧑🏻Manoj: *MP sir.*

👳‍♀OFFICER: *And what is that?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Marvelous Personality*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *I see... I will get back to you.*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Sir, how was M.P. sir?*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *And what's that again?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *My Performance.*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *I think you have M.P.*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Meaning? Sir!!!*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Mental Problem!!!*
...🤪🤫

*Don't laugh alone.* 😃

*Send this to M.P.*
*(Many People)*

*Those are saved in your M.P*
*(Mobile Phone)*
*to put a smile on their faces.*

*I have sent this to u because u are M.P.*
*(My People).*

🤠😃🤠😃🤔🤔🤔🤠😃🤠😃
cheepet
post Jun 27 2019, 02:18 PM

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so bloody old already....
cassian948
post Jun 27 2019, 02:20 PM

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The joke makes my brain dead, not to forget the excessive uses of asterisks.
nebula87
post Jun 27 2019, 02:23 PM

Fg = mg
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ini tak bagus.
BoomerangCircles
post Jun 27 2019, 02:29 PM

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selow p ki
Ashhh
post Jul 19 2019, 04:18 PM

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KopiChia
post Aug 9 2019, 07:17 AM

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This post has been edited by KopiChia: Aug 9 2019, 07:18 AM
Wolf888 P
post Aug 12 2019, 01:21 PM

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Aduhhhh apa ini

samanthayeoqy
post Sep 6 2019, 08:27 AM

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QUOTE(vhs1 @ Jun 27 2019, 02:16 PM)
👉 *Job Interview.*
👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your name?*

🧑🏻Manoj :-  *M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *In full please*

🧑🏻Manoj :-  *Manoj Pandey*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Your father's name?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What does that mean?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Madan Pandey*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Your native place?*

🧑🏻Manoj:  *M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What's that?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Madhya pradesh*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your qualification?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *M.P.*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *(angry) What is that?!!!*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Matric Pass*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *So why do you need a job?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *It is because of M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:  *Meaning?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Money Problem*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your  personality like?*

🧑🏻Manoj:    *MP sir.*

👳‍♀OFFICER:  *And what is that?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Marvelous Personality*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *I see... I will get back to you.*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Sir, how was M.P. sir?*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *And what's that again?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *My Performance.*

👳‍♀OFFICER:-  *I think you have M.P.*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Meaning? Sir!!!*

👳‍♀OFFICER:-  *Mental Problem!!!*
...🤪🤫

*Don't laugh alone.* 😃

*Send this to M.P.*
*(Many People)*

*Those are saved in your M.P*
*(Mobile Phone)*
*to put a smile on their faces.*

*I have sent this to u because u are M.P.*
*(My People).*

🤠😃🤠😃🤔🤔🤔🤠😃🤠😃
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amanda0020
post Dec 18 2019, 02:13 PM

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