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TEACHER: What's wrong?

Tom : Our house is very small.

Tom: My mum,my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Tom r u sleeping?'
Then I say No & then they slap my face & gives me a Black eye"

Teacher: Tonight when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet. don't answer.
The following morning Tom comes back with a black eye again.

Teacher: Tom, My goodness why the black eye again?

Tom : Dad asked me again, Tom are you sleeping? I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing like a Christmas chicken & turkey , kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mum, R uuuuu coming?
Mum said, Yes I'm comingggggg , r u coming too dear?

Dad answered:- Honey, Yes... Yes... Oh... Yes... Oh... Ahhhh! .

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm coming too... .. 😂😝

This post has been edited by vhs1: Sep 27 2019, 12:34 AM

eehhhhh... weak.

Not bad lah.

lollll

hahaha good 1

Not bad laaa