Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+

 How to piap-piap a widow

views
     
TSvhs1
post May 15 2019, 02:17 AM, updated 7y ago

Look at all my stars!!
*******
Senior Member
2,830 posts

Joined: Sep 2008
Anna, 38 had lost her husband almost a year ago. Her daughter Katrina, 19 was constantly urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Katrina immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a romantic weekend in Venice...

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties;…he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked in anticipation, "Why the black panties?"

Replied Anna:

"My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,…but down there I am still mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same — she stood there wearing the black lacy panties, and he was in his birthday suit...

…but now he was wearing a black condom.

Anna looked at him and asked softly: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
SUSTheOnly1
post Sep 6 2019, 01:13 AM

Getting Started
**
Junior Member
122 posts

Joined: Feb 2019
QUOTE(vhs1 @ May 15 2019, 02:17 AM)
Anna, 38 had lost her husband almost a year ago. Her daughter Katrina, 19 was constantly urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Katrina immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a romantic weekend in Venice...

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties;…he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked in anticipation, "Why the black panties?"

Replied Anna:

"My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,…but down there I am still mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same — she stood there wearing the black lacy panties, and he was in his birthday suit...

…but now he was wearing a black condom.

Anna looked at him and asked softly: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
*
Fuck, where you get these sick sick jokes

vincentkills
post Sep 14 2019, 09:51 AM

New Member
*
Junior Member
15 posts

Joined: Aug 2019


Lollllllll
hollyweed
post Sep 26 2019, 04:43 PM

Getting Started
**
Junior Member
67 posts

Joined: May 2015

LMAO!
tarvalslain87
post Sep 26 2019, 04:47 PM

(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
Group Icon
Staff
5,054 posts

Joined: Aug 2008


Ok I laffed alot
wailam
post Sep 26 2019, 04:53 PM

Apa benda ini?
*****
Junior Member
976 posts

Joined: Nov 2014
From: Sandakan, Sabah


damn LOL
kelly0020
post Dec 2 2019, 12:21 PM

Getting Started
**
Junior Member
82 posts

Joined: Nov 2019
lollllll 🤣
Satori 14118a
post Dec 2 2019, 12:26 PM

Regular
******
Senior Member
1,006 posts

Joined: Sep 2014


Ahaks

 

Change to:
| Lo-Fi Version
0.0323sec    0.71    5 queries    GZIP Disabled
Time is now: 14th December 2025 - 01:16 AM