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 Magic word to passionate sex is... 1,2,3

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TSvhs1
post May 14 2019, 08:19 AM, updated 5y ago

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On his 50th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction!

The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.

The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned, 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.'

When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."

The man thanked the old Indian and as he walked away, he turned and asked,

"How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again
until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.

When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked,

"What was the 1-2-3 for?"
axantra
post May 14 2019, 08:28 AM

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it's still work. his wife not said 4.
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post Jun 19 2019, 02:40 PM

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Nice! What next should be total disappointment for both until next full moon

QUOTE(axantra @ May 14 2019, 08:28 AM)
it's still work. his wife not said 4.
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She did. With the "for". Sounds the same without the "u"

 

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