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TSvhs1
post Dec 28 2018, 11:18 AM, updated 6y ago

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Made me laugh: LOL

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Two beggars in London

Ali and Habib are beggars.
They beg in different areas of London ...

Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects Β£2 to Β£3 every day.

Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of Β£10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib asks Ali :-
'I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of Β£10 notes every day?'

Ali says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

Habib's sign reads
'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

Ali says No wonder you only get Β£2- Β£3

Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?

Ali shows Habib his sign....
It reads,

'I only need another Β£10 to move back to Pakistan'.

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Cookie101
post Jan 3 2019, 07:44 AM

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In reality both laughing at the society.

The made hundreds of pound every day.

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post Jan 7 2019, 10:30 AM

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hahaha

 

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