1. A lady lost three panties in her house n blame her maid in front of her husband. The maid said sir u are my witness u know i never wear panties!


2. A man gets into bed with a woman and notices her clean shaven pussy. He asks "why no hair"? She replies- "u came to fuck or to comb?"


3. A prostitute asked a plastic surgeon to make another hole for her. Surgeon was surprised & asked why? Answer: Business is good & I wish to open another branch!


4. A man wrongly entered the 'LADIES'. A lady inside the toilet said "this is only for ladies". The man pulls down his pants and said "this is also for ladies"!