An anonymous WIFE'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
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DAY 1: All packed for the cruise ship - all my best dresses and make-up.
Really excited.

DAY 2: Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today. He seems to be a very nice man.

DAY 3: Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored
and had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive & charming man.

DAY 4: Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I
could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DAY 5: Went to pool, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink in the bar.
Captain bought me several drinks. He really is a charming person. Again asked me to
visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.

He told me if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked.

DAY 6: Today I saved 1,600 lives.
*Twice*!!

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

One of the best jokes in a whole.... Thanks

in real life, if she finds your charming, she only need 1 reason or save 1 life to begin with.

Great joke TS.

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My pleasure

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nice one