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*A Study on Wedding Expenses & our Conclusion*
[Average marital life: 30 years]
*COST*:
Marriage expenses - $50,000
Monthly expenses - $2,000
Wives monthly maintenance (Hair dresser, clothing, cosmetics, etc...) - $500
*RETURNS*:
SEX First 5 years- Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 years - Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 years - Once in 15 days.
Next 10 years - Once a month.
*MEANING*:
*1,400 times sex in 30 years* for an estimated expenditure of:
$2,500 x 12 months x 30 years + $50,000 = $900,000
Now
$900,000 : 1,400 times = $642
*CALCULATIONS*:
A Man spends *$642 - each time he has Sex with his Wife*.
CONCLUSION:
*Out-sourcing is cheaper!*
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Oct 8 2018, 08:58 AM, updated 8y ago
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