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TSvhs1
post Oct 8 2018, 08:58 AM, updated 8y ago

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*A Study on Wedding Expenses & our Conclusion*
[Average marital life: 30 years]

*COST*:
Marriage expenses - $50,000
Monthly expenses - $2,000
Wives monthly maintenance (Hair dresser, clothing, cosmetics, etc...) - $500

*RETURNS*:
SEX First 5 years- Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 years - Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 years - Once in 15 days.
Next 10 years - Once a month.

*MEANING*:
*1,400 times sex in 30 years* for an estimated expenditure of:
$2,500 x 12 months x 30 years + $50,000 = $900,000
Now
$900,000 : 1,400 times = $642

*CALCULATIONS*:

A Man spends *$642 - each time he has Sex with his Wife*.

CONCLUSION:
*Out-sourcing is cheaper!*
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SUSfreeman1
post Oct 8 2018, 09:09 AM

On my way
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So sad got man treats his wife as prostitutes...
xajimx
post Oct 8 2018, 09:13 AM

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lol, nice one, jokes aside, i just cant imagine if the fella really wanted a serious relationship and wanted the prostitute to cook for him and take care of his kids. will the cost still be the same? that's like maid + nanny combined, you get a bargain
weissPC
post Oct 8 2018, 09:13 AM

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See you in hospital? More like see you at your funeral if you send it to your wife...

 

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