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TSvhs1
post Aug 26 2018, 09:37 AM, updated 8y ago

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An Engineering student attended a Medical exam by mistake.
See his answers:


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1. Antibody - One who hates his body.

2. Artery - Study of Fine military painting.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria.

4. Coma - Not as serious as a full stop.

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl.

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work.

8. Liposuction - A French Kiss.

9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife's talk.

10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards.

11. Dyspepsia - Difficulty in drinking Pepsi.

12. Chicken Pox - A Non-Veg. continental dish.

13. CT Scan - Test for identifying which city a person lives.

14. Radiology - The study of how Radio works.

15. Parotitis - Information about the parrots.
16. Tinnitus - Anything that is small.
17. Halitosis - A sister who has gone to hell.
18. Hepatitis - Assistance in any form.
19. Mumps - Reaction of child when caught with hand in cookie jar.
20. Tubercolosis -
Potatoes that are grown in the rectum.
21. Piles - Done before construction of high rise.
22. Pimple - one who is not simple.
22. Hernia - A girlfriend who lives nearby.
23. Flatulence - Turbulance on a flat ground.
24. - Appendicitis. A cross between an apple n an unknown fruit.
25. Osteoporosis. - A well-known Australian dish.
26. Hypertension. - An overly tightened guitar string.
27. Diabetics.- Those who are not monobetics.
28. Insomnia. - Those who could not get out from Somalia.
29. Parkinson. - The son of the owner of a popular departmental store
30. Alzheimer.- The sister of Al Gore.

ULTIMATE-------!!!!!!

31. Urology - The study of European people.

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post Aug 26 2018, 10:10 AM

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A brilliant answer..4.00 result
SUSlowya
post Aug 27 2018, 02:51 PM

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The student gets 'A' for Hemorrhoids (humor study).
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post Aug 29 2018, 12:15 AM

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QUOTE(lowya @ Aug 27 2018, 02:51 PM)
The student gets 'A' for Hemorrhoids (humor study).
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Haha... Good one there. Lol

 

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