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TSvhs1
post Aug 23 2018, 10:24 PM, updated 8y ago

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Ghost month joke:
THE DISCUSSION BETWEEN TWO GHOSTS
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Ghost 1: Hey
Ghost 2: Hey
Ghost 1: How did you die??
Ghost 2: I was mistakenly locked up in a refrigerator. At first, i was chilling, then, i started freezing, and then, i couldn't breathe again... i died of suffocation.
Ghost 1: Wow.... what a sad way to die.
Ghost 2: Yeah. How did u die?
Ghost 1: I died of heart attack.
Ghost 2: What happened?

Ghost 1: My wife cheated on me. i came back home and saw a man's pair of shoes. then, i rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife there. She was naked. i knew there was a man in the house coz my neighbor told me. and the man was still in the house as my wife was undressed and scared. so, i started running and searching the whole house. i searched in the kid's room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and dinning. i couldn't find him and i was very tired of running, so i got a heart attack.

Ghost 2: IDIOT!!!! If u would have checked the refrigerator we would have been both alive by now!!! 😜😜😜😂😂😂
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post Sep 9 2018, 01:33 AM

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And now Ghost 2 dies again after Ghost 1 murders him

 

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