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TSvhs1
post Jul 13 2018, 03:15 PM, updated 8y ago

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Story - Sex for $ 20 😉

Believe it or not, it's a true story..

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.

Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million.

She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments.

The husband was so astounded he could barely speak.

Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you.'

That's when she shot him..

You know, men just don't know when to keep their mouth shut, specially when drunk..!😜💣🔫🔪

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Funeral mass at 10 am tomorrow

This post has been edited by vhs1: Jul 13 2018, 03:17 PM
TBJ
post Jul 13 2018, 03:18 PM

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good joke
DoomHammer
post Jul 13 2018, 03:34 PM

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good one... ha ha ha
lynnteh92
post Jul 13 2018, 03:37 PM

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Mayb she charged other too? xD
SUSjoe_star
post Jul 18 2018, 09:25 PM

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QUOTE(lynnteh92 @ Jul 13 2018, 03:37 PM)
Mayb she charged other too? xD
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Very likely

Assume they piap on average 3 times a week & each time he give her $20

She invest with generous ROI 10% p.a

After 30 years only around $400k

In the joke she have cash & asset up to $3 mil

Either shes a damn good investor......

Or brows.gif

 

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