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SUSSammich!
post Jun 25 2018, 08:58 AM, updated 8y ago

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This is really original joke from me.. if someone defame me say I copy again please post source.

Really funny this 1 and one of my fav and best jokes!!! rclxm9.gif

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One day Admiral Ching Ho go to England. Then he saw many people crowd in an area very interesting. So he want go front and tell people "Escute me, escute me.."

The next thing he know, he is die!!???

Why he can die????

Cos it is execution and and he go to front ask people execute me!!!!

lololololol!!!! funny right??? I also cant tahan laugh lol
prophecus
post Jun 25 2018, 09:05 AM

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you should be escute as well
SUSSammich!
post Jun 25 2018, 04:16 PM

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Only 1 reply? other ppl not yet read and laugh?

Or too funny until cant reply?
SUSSammich!
post Jun 26 2018, 08:46 AM

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Where are all my supporters?
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post Jun 29 2018, 11:58 AM

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QUOTE(Sammich! @ Jun 25 2018, 08:58 AM)
This is really original joke from me.. if someone defame me say I copy again please post source.

Really funny this 1 and one of my fav and best jokes!!!  rclxm9.gif

[joke]

One day Admiral Ching Ho go to England. Then he saw many people crowd in an area very interesting. So he want go front and tell people "Escute me, escute me.."

The next thing he know, he is die!!???

Why he can die????

Cos it is execution and and he go to front ask people execute me!!!!

lololololol!!!! funny right??? I also cant tahan laugh lol
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Hahahahah i really laughed biggrin.gif
SUSSammich!
post Jun 29 2018, 03:44 PM

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QUOTE(titanmelvin @ Jun 29 2018, 11:58 AM)
Hahahahah i really laughed  biggrin.gif
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Thanks!
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post Jun 29 2018, 03:47 PM

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waste time waste bandwidth bukak tread. u should be executed
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post Jun 29 2018, 03:50 PM

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I laughed at prophecus reply, not your joke ... sorry
anti-informatic
post Jul 3 2018, 12:15 PM

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QUOTE(Sammich! @ Jun 25 2018, 04:16 PM)
Only 1 reply? other ppl not yet read and laugh?

Or too funny until cant reply?
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Just reply to tell u that, most people probably just like me: Unable to laugh, don't even bother to reply.

Personally from me:

I boost a few percent of my brain power and kind of recall the jokes I read from you so far and think about why some people like to fire you and don't like your joke. Based on the facts that I have, i thought of a few possibilities that you may want to consider:

1. Every time you post, you definitely promise your joke to be original and funny (you like to use "for sure u all laugh!", "this one very funny hahahha", etc) but usually the joke u make is at average, or precisely categorized as cold joke. Not the type that can make people LOL. The problem? You gave people huge expectation from the beginning but they ended up don't see that expectation fulfilled. Overtime, people keep getting that expectation from the start but experience the same disappointment. Imagine ur boss every year promise good bonus but ended up with none. People would eventually disappointed & fire the boss. Perhaps u can consider removing that expectation from the start. Let people feel what they feel after reading.

2. The above apply to end after your jokes too. In every post u definitely ended with "Hahaha funny rite? I bet u all larf till die", "it's so funny I can't stop laughing hahaha!" or something like that. After the cold joke and people don't even smirk, stating this sounds really sarcastic and it's more like entertaining yourself over others. If my memory serve me right, I remember I saw people comment that the very irritating thing about ur post is when you say ur joke definitely make them laugh at the end but actually u just laughing all by urself.

3. Well here is Joke Heaven section, perhaps we want to consider deeply for a moment on the origin purpose of the section. LYN people click inside here to look for jokes. They want "thread" or "post" that can make them laugh. You are usually reacting way more funny than your joke, but LYN is not looking for "funny people", they want "funny thread" or "funny post" in Joke Heaven. That may be the reason why people make fun of u or fire at u when they leave comment

4. You kind of have over expectation to think people for sure will laugh at ur joke. It's normal that there will be jokes that keep making us laughing over & over again. But we need to understand that not everyone will laugh at the same joke, no matter how funny u think it is. When u post here, people may or may not laugh. Whether they laugh or not laugh, they may or may not leave comment. In the end, the joke is really up to how people look at it. But the thing that irritate certain people, is that u keep expecting people to laugh like they are suppose to and say "funny right?", but it's normal that people will think "nope" in their mind. When they experience too much of this from ur joke, the disappointment would accumulate, and thus result firing at u

Just my 2.5 cents. Maybe u want to think this over if u want to get more real supporters
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post Jul 3 2018, 04:18 PM

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Add one more. Pretty much all your jokes are copied from somewhere else.

You have zero originality.
SUSSammich!
post Jul 3 2018, 05:36 PM

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QUOTE(anti-informatic @ Jul 3 2018, 12:15 PM)
Just reply to tell u that, most people probably just like me: Unable to laugh, don't even bother to reply.

Personally from me:

I boost a few percent of my brain power and kind of recall the jokes I read from you so far and think about why some people like to fire you and don't like your joke. Based on the facts that I have, i thought of a few possibilities that you may want to consider:

1. Every time you post, you definitely promise your joke to be original and funny (you like to use "for sure u all laugh!", "this one very funny hahahha", etc) but usually the joke u make is at average, or precisely categorized as cold joke. Not the type that can make people LOL. The problem? You gave people huge expectation from the beginning but they ended up don't see that expectation fulfilled. Overtime, people keep getting that expectation from the start but experience the same disappointment. Imagine ur boss every year promise good bonus but ended up with none. People would eventually disappointed & fire the boss. Perhaps u can consider removing that expectation from the start. Let people feel what they feel after reading.

2. The above apply to end after your jokes too. In every post u definitely ended with "Hahaha funny rite? I bet u all larf till die", "it's so funny I can't stop laughing hahaha!" or something like that. After the cold joke and people don't even smirk, stating this sounds really sarcastic and it's more like entertaining yourself over others. If my memory serve me right, I remember I saw people comment that the very irritating thing about ur post is when you say ur joke definitely make them laugh at the end but actually u just laughing all by urself.

3. Well here is Joke Heaven section, perhaps we want to consider deeply for a moment on the origin purpose of the section. LYN people click inside here to look for jokes. They want "thread" or "post" that can make them laugh. You are usually reacting way more funny than your joke, but LYN is not looking for "funny people", they want "funny thread" or "funny post" in Joke Heaven. That may be the reason why people make fun of u or fire at u when they leave comment

4. You kind of have over expectation to think people for sure will laugh at ur joke. It's normal that there will be jokes that keep making us laughing over & over again. But we need to understand that not everyone will laugh at the same joke, no matter how funny u think it is. When u post here, people may or may not laugh. Whether they laugh or not laugh, they may or may not leave comment. In the end, the joke is really up to how people look at it. But the thing that irritate certain people, is that u keep expecting people to laugh like they are suppose to and say "funny right?", but it's normal that people will think "nope" in their mind. When they experience too much of this from ur joke, the disappointment would accumulate, and thus result firing at u

Just my 2.5 cents. Maybe u want to think this over if u want to get more real supporters
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ok 😮. u think me like this
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post Aug 8 2018, 12:53 PM

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QUOTE(prophecus @ Jun 25 2018, 09:05 AM)
you should be escute as well
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I laughed to this instead.
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post Oct 30 2019, 04:42 PM

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QUOTE(Zot @ Jun 29 2018, 03:50 PM)
I laughed at prophecus reply, not your joke ... sorry
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hahhahah same, his reply is somehow funnier. laugh.gif

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post Oct 31 2019, 09:43 AM

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tbh.. i laugh.. good one simmich.. biggrin.gif .. only this one is good
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post Nov 12 2019, 10:54 PM

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QUOTE(prophecus @ Jun 25 2018, 09:05 AM)
you should be escute as well
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This got me laughing... hahahaha rclxm9.gif
SUS8bitguy
post Nov 13 2019, 01:06 PM

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QUOTE(prophecus @ Jun 25 2018, 09:05 AM)
you should be escute as well
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Now , this ia funny!!!
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post Nov 29 2019, 11:44 AM

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lolll that's funny 🤣
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post Dec 10 2019, 12:30 PM

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hahahahaah~

 

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