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TSvhs1
post Jun 15 2018, 12:18 AM, updated 8y ago

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Why is football played for 45 minutes in each half? CAF president failed to answer this question at the latest press conference. Even the so called sports analysts, sports scientists and soccer legends do not know why. Just to help out you and all those who do not know, here is the answer: There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team, i.e 22 players. Each player brings his own *2 balls* (hidden in his sports underwear)! So in total there are 2 times 22 equals *44 balls*. There's one ball on the ground itself, being played. Thus the grand total is *45*. That's the answer.!!!! Of course, Sometimes there's extra time of 2 minutes. (..the referee's balls).
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post Jun 17 2018, 07:08 AM

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That make sense... hahahahaha

 

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