_*This joke apparently won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain*_

_*Mr Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.*_

_*When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."*_

_*Mr. Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."*_

_*The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.*_

_*Mr. Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.*_

_*One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.*_

_*When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."*_

_*Mr. Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"*_

_*He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is...*_

_*I have quit drinking"!!!*_

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Great joke! Except I don't really get the beer becoming flat thing.

Oops. Double post

This post has been edited by vhs1: Jun 9 2018, 08:06 PM

Flat Beer. Serving flat beer, or beer that doesn't have the right level of carbonation, will quickly drive away customers. Beer at its best has a certain effervescence that helps enhance the drinking experience. In many ways, flat beer is the exact inverse problem of beer that is too foamy (or over-carbonated